Lately my eye is twitching. What does that mean? Lack of potassium? I feel like I’m 80 all the sudden. This must be how it starts. One day you are discussing nose irrigators and eye twitches and the next thing you know your teeth are soaking in a jar on the bathroom counter. You have a metal chair in your shower and over the potty. The kids are fighting over who will inherit the ugly magazine rack lamp that sits beside the rocker in the den right next to the tin TV trays. Corn isn’t necessarily a vegetable anymore and you torment your great grandkids with expressions like “Kool Kat”. Wow- I think I just saw my whole life flash before my eyes. I ended up with a lot of crocheted ornaments – did not see that coming.